Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Super Cheesy Lines

1. Meralco ka ba? Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark. 2. Bangin ka ba? Nahulog kasi ako sa'yo. 3. May butas ba yang puso mo? Natrap kasi ako, can't find my way out. 4. Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo. 5. Alam mo ba na scientist ako? At ikaw yung LAB ko. 6. May lisensya ka ba? Coz you're driving me crazy. 7. Aanhin pa ang gravity, kung lagi lang akong mahuhulog sa iyo? 8. Mahilig ka ba magluto na pancit canton? Kasi pag kasama kita, feeling ko, "LUCKY ME." 9. Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you. 10. Kung posporo ka at posporo din ako, eh di MATCH tayo. 11. Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal. 12. Pwede ka bang makatabi pag may exam? Cause i feel perfect beside you. 13. Excuse me! Miss alam mo ba yung kasabihan ng mga Pilipino? "Aanhin pa ang damo, kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko." 14. Pwede ko bang isanla ang sarili ko sayo?.. para sana magkainteres ka man lang sakin. 15. Hindi ka ba napapagod, kasi kanina ka pa takbo ng takbo sa utak ko. 16. Hindi tayo tao, hindi rin tayo hayop. Bagay tayo! Bagay! 17. Uy papicture tayo para ma-develop tayo! 18. Centrum ka ba? Kasi you make my life complete! 19. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar? Kasi single kasi ako! 20. Umutot ka ba? Kasi you blew me away! 21. Sana T na lang ako, para I'm always next to U. 22. Siguro magaling kang mag-CPR kasi napatibok mo ulit ang puso ko! 23. Camera ka ba? Kasi you make me smile. 24. Noong minahal kita, talo mo pa ang traffic sa EDSA. I CANT MOVE ON! 25. You're like dandruff. I can't get you out of my head. 26. Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby! 27. Excuse me, alam mo ba kung anong oras na? Tumigil kasi ang mundo nang makita kita. 28. Nasaan ka kagabi? Wala ka kasi sa panaginip ko. 29. Nasa impyerno na ba ako? Coz you're so HOT!. 30. Uy, question? May alam kang magandang bangko? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you 31. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist. Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko. 32. Oi bukas sisingilin na kita ng renta ha, kasi matagal ka ng nakatira sa puso ko. 33. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzles noh? Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko binubuo mo na. 34. Exam ka ba? Kasi gustong gusto na kitang i-take 35. Uy sabi ng doctor malala na daw ang sakit ko sa puso. Dalawa na lang daw ang option: either ICU or you see me. 36. Ibibili kita ng salbabida, kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko. 37. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight, o gusto mong dumaan ulit ako? 38. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo. 39. Kumain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng ngiti mo. 40. I'm a bee, can you be my honey? 41. May lahi ka bang keyboard? Type kasi kita. 42. Papupulis kita! Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko. 43. Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life. 44. I lost my number. Can I have yours? 45. . I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? 46. . Ice ka ba? Crush kita, okay lang? 47. Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

ABOUT ME

I am Ariel Rodriguez A fulltime technical support helpdesk rep, part time lakwatsero, frustrated writer, a beach bumming junkie, and a certified Vagabond.

I am a vagabond, not because I am rootless, but because I love to stay from one place to another and get at ease at once on the strangest places I've been to. I care less about my living but I'm not hedonistic in nature.

This Vagabond enjoys mediocrity in the workplace, but would like to stand out when travelling and outdoor activity is the subject matter.Like most of us, I get stressed out too, thus I always find time to escape from the noise and haste of the city, and from there enjoys a temporary asunder to the hassles and bustles of the metro. It could be anywhere outside the metro, most of the time the beach.

This Vagabond is a big fan of nature and its endless wonders. Gifted with an appreciative heart, embodied in a soul like that of a child, my eyes are easily captured and bedazzled with the simplest change of color of a chameleon, or even sunrise and sunset.

This are my pieces of stories, my memoirs of the places I've been to. My appreciation of the beauty that beholds Mother Nature,and a compilation of stories, friendships, and relationships that flourished along those travels, stories about laughter, blissful experiences, happiness and moving on,stories about sunrise and sunsets, this is indeed the story of my life.

Welcome to the world of a Vagabond.